Itty Bitty Hooves

Return of the Hairy Beast

Oh, did you get a load of the big mustache on Bob in the wedding picture… that’s coming back. Let me explain. We have a deal. I hate the mustache, and he loves it, so for 6 months out of the year starting on our anniversary he shaves it off and keeps it off, then in October, for the winter, he gets to keep his lip ‘warm’ with that fuzzy, scratchy, irritating mountain of hair. I’m looking forward to winter this year (probably for the first time because I usually hate cold) because it has been a weird and HOT summer, but I’m not looking forward to the hairy beast’s return.